Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck

Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick

by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021

Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with

I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit

by Gotten a chance to look November 8, 2018

Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is obviously elevated with ass play.

I just needed a sexual release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025