Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18

John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.

You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!

by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

Shake Your Love

Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
I'm under a spell again
Boy, I'm wondering why
This is not a game of love but
An emotional tie
I'm trying to figure out my heart (heart..)
But I can't offer you proof
Of why we should never be apart
And that is the (that is the ) that is the truth
Oh!
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Do you know why I stop and stare
And smile when you walk by
And how I call you up at night
I hang up the phone and I cry
If I never got to know you so well (I knew you well)
Maybe I would be fine
Baby you know that I can't tell
Why you should be (you should be)
you should be mine, Oh!

Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Ooh, I know what you're thinkin'
I see it in your eyes
You want to give our love another try
I'm so glad you realize I can't...
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
Shake it
Your love
Can't shake
Just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
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I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake....Say shake it!
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love

by Death Menace August 18, 2023

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025