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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
by Factomatics September 12, 2022
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jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
by burbman1969 April 13, 2021
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Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
by Ballhumper August 14, 2023
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National suck dick day

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.
Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight

Emily: why?

Rachel: today is National suck dick day!

NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12
by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019
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beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.
by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023
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Adobo dick

Dos mio consuela loved Pedro’s adobo dick
by Rush in pussy February 24, 2023
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