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dirty parsley

When two males both simultaneously put one piece of parsley in their rectums and then pull it out and lick it like a lolly pop
Do you want to enjoy a dirty parsley
by Bigusbobs September 18, 2021
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Dirty Kowalski

Dirty Kowalski- when you piss on your hand n wipe it under someone’s nose; similar to the “dirty Sanchez” however with urine instead of feces
Dude, I just sprayed my hand at the urininal n gave that bitch a Dirty Kowalski.
by Ortho 13 January 12, 2018
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Dirty gramz

When you're in it for yourself and get your girlfriend/wife/partner to bend over(usually somewhere unusual eg. bus station toilets, weather spoons smoking area, court ushers office) and get her to the point of climaxing when you pull out and finish your self off to images in your mind from a old FHM magazine from the 90's. (While leaning back against your partners still bent body to keep her thinking you will be returning can be added for that Extra "fck you or ""dirty gramz""
I was pissed at my wife for checking out the waitor so I pulled a dirty gramz on her to make her relise I'm the one in charge,I'm the man...I was debating wether to allow her a "quick parking"(see separate definition) but decided it should be my day,my dirty gramz of a day.
by Raylanfugitive2001 June 24, 2023
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Dirty Domination

When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.
Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
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dirty honcho

When you are eating your girl from behind, your nose touches her butthole and she clenches her butt cheeks. She then says “got your nose” before you can get loose.
I don’t know why he won’t call me back, I guess a Dirty Honcho is too much for a first date.
by PBHoncho August 1, 2022
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Dirty tony

I did a dirty tony to my girl yesterday shit was pissed
by Super Uber September 6, 2018
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Dirty Réana

Putting am entire tube of m&m's into your girls ass,then shoving your nose up,and letting the m&ms fall from your nose into your throat as she shoves bacon into your foreskin.
"Damn,you really did a dirty réana? How did you not get third degree burns and choke on the m&ms?"
by Stix_y November 24, 2021
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