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Dick

A machine that makes babies and make mayonaise
by Dick sucking fag September 9, 2019
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vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.
Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."
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Dick

Dick is you
by The Scorpion March 26, 2020
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vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016
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Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
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Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.
1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023
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dick-flapping

A man having more than one sexual partner while he is married with a family.
Tiger Woods' wife got a huge divorce settlement and she deserved every penny after all of his dick-flapping.
by grill buddy July 7, 2010
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