Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
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I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

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Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

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Pigeon Water

Pigeon Water is the water that drips off of the roof of buildings when it's raining. It is basically a rinsing of the bird shit that is on the roof.

When I caught my cousin being a dumpsterdick, there was pigeon water falling on him.

by Julieelleneubanks December 17, 2008

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"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

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water relish

Water Relish is an activity that takes place after fast-paced sport, water relish includes, splashing face with water and re doing make up, certain instruments are require for the water relish.

"AWWW, MAAAAN, cannot wait for the water relish after pe!"

by LEKKY November 10, 2009

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