New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

Dog next door

The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.

But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.

He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.

by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022

Door Repositioner

1. A dipshit bitch.
2. Someone who repositions doors and is a loser whore face.

Be quite, door repositioner! I'm sick of your gay ass face.

by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003

Busy doors

Busy doors is often used to confirm an influx of ops in a certain area when playing online multiplayer, specifically Call of Duty Warzone. It is also regularly used by door to door salesman in reference to a laborious day of knocking doors ahead. Commenly used on Bank Holidays or when working in council estates due to more people than usual being at home.

Right, Warren. I'm dropping on the Lighthouse. It's gonna be Busy Doors!

by EWW.. Whats_that_my_brother March 19, 2024

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.

Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

Dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới!

The Vietnamese equivalent of a "Flex Upgrade." Hankang Door is a brand synonymous with bulletproof quality and durability, especially for actual doors. Because of its prestige, the brand name has become a meme used to roast someone into replacing any item that is clapped out, low-effort, or just straight-up cringe. It implies that if you're not upgrading to the absolute best, you're flopping and should be ashamed.
Usage: Used to shame someone's broken-down item into an immediate, high-end replacement.
"You're still using that broken-screen phone taped up with duct tape? Dỏm vãi lồn, go cop a new one at Hankang Door!"
(Translation: "That's ridiculously trash, go get a new one at Hankang Door!")

A: "Mày xem, tao vừa phải dùng băng keo dán lại cái dây sạc laptop này này. Nó bị đứt giữa chừng rồi."
B: "Thôi ngay đi ông! Sạc gì mà dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới! Mua cái khác đi cho chất, dùng đồ tào lao hoài."
Giải thích (English Annotation):
Context: Used when item B sees item A using a visibly broken, cheap, or unreliable product (like a damaged charger, a cracked phone, or a leaky faucet) and is shaming them into getting an expensive, high-quality replacement.
Translation of the phrase:
Vietnamese Slang: "Dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới!"
Literal Meaning (Approx.): "That's ridiculously sh*tty, go to Hankang Door and buy a new one!"
Functional Equivalent (Gen Z English Slang): "That is straight-up TRASH and a total L. Just skip the budget stuff and FLEX with a Hankang Door quality upgrade!"
Analogy: The speaker is telling the other person to treat a minor, cheap item like they would a high-end luxury item, reinforcing that they should only accept the best quality (like buying a Porsche instead of fixing an old car).

by Tinhtevn October 26, 2025