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SLOTH day

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.
One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.
by D' has October 27, 2008
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Fatherless day

The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum
Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.
by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019
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day out

on seeing a large group of blondes together
carla: blonde day out!

on seeing a group of people all wearing skinny jeans
orlaith: skinnies day out!
by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008
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Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011
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day changer

An unexpected, incredibly large bowel movement that makes you feel as though you are lighter and increases your overall energy level.

Most day changers happen when you're already having a pretty good day. You might feel perfectly normal. Then you get the rumble. Nothing big just a little "hey when you get a chance" message from your belly region. Then you sit down and proceed give birth to a food baby you didn't even know was inside you. You walk out of the bathroom proud, accomplished, and feeling light on your feet. Your good day was just changed to a great day. Nothing can hold you back today.

Also you may feel hungry.
Person 1: walking around like king of the world almost glowing

Person 2: what's got you in such a good mood.

Person 1: just took a day changer. Nothing can stop me now!
by Meedama October 17, 2015
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Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.
Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!
by emo-iero October 10, 2016
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Nudes day

On October 10th anyone you ask has to send nudes
by AquaticAnt October 10, 2020
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