Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.

Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.

by oidrtybtrd June 24, 2010

SLOTH day

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.

One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.

by D' has October 27, 2008

Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.

Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!

by emo-iero October 10, 2016

Beaver Day

A holiday on the third weekend in February involving groups of friends where one member of the group dresses up in a beaver costume while the remainder of the friends dress up as lumber jacks. The group goes out in public and sings parodies of songs changing the words to be about beavers and beaver related activities such as chewing trees and building damns. Beaver day Surpasses Valentines day in relavance and St Patricks Day in alcoholism

I can see you guys are growing out your beards for this years Beaver Day!

by Jerry Mathers as the beave February 26, 2011

crazy day

The best most crazy day ever!!!! This day is really fun starts of good turns to great events after events gets wilder nd wilder and sometimes you cant even fall asleep

i had a really crazy day yesterday

by yeahyeahyeah,,, December 18, 2013

Valentine’s Day

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u

Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you”
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie

by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019