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cock-morized

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.
by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"
by poppycock245 December 30, 2011
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Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.
Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!
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Kahlua cock

When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.
"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."
by Fish126 April 12, 2009
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The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019
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Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022
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Cock Flounder

Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:

1.) Start off by getting an erection

2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth

3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing

What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.
My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.
by TheStepchild November 5, 2011
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