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National bully boyfriends day 

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend
Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

National bully boyfriends day 

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back
National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)

sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

husbands and boyfriends 

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS
If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

husbands and boyfriends 

Exactly what it means
Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January
"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"