national maia day

every day is national maia day, you basically have to send her hand pics or ur family suffers

guy: dude its national maia day!!

other guy: oh yeah!! I cant wait to send her hand pics

by maia <3 May 18, 2021

national blowjob month

the month of june is declared national blowjob month

"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"

by playboi_rawri10 June 25, 2017

National Girlfriend Day

August 1- when you tell your girl you love her. this day is all abt her, so celebrate her. post her, write her a paragraph abt how amazing she is, and let her know how much you care.

hey it’s national girlfriend day

by mr.knowitall674939 July 31, 2023

hyper-neo-nationalism

when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...

the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.

by bottomboy tj July 5, 2020

National Netflix day

Your bf/gf and you spend day together watching Netflix

Happy national Netflix day

by Big man joe b October 20, 2019

National Ex Day

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.

Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day

by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 9, 2019

National Geographic Tits

Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.

Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?

by Deedub310 May 20, 2019