beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun

Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating

by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022

child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

child

A way human differentiate themself, and are said to be a period of time where humans are suppose to enjoy their best time, full of lies that cover the truth.

Human: ah~ i had such great memory when i was a child.

human 2: what a time we had, i'll rather live in the lies rather than the truth

by stay with me~ November 14, 2022

child of God

Madison Russell

Oh yeah, I'm innocent. Im a child of God.

by shortperson123 January 26, 2021

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

With child

expecting a child

Charles has just learned that his wife is with child.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024