Michael breytenbach

Mike is someone who makes people very scared while staying in snobby shores but always stays true to his Jewish heritage

Michael Breytenbach is the ultimate jew

by Jewness232333 October 14, 2018

Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022

Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 29, 2016

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

Michael Paul

Looking for souls

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong

by EVE11111 June 5, 2023

Michael Ravallo

Just about the sweetest guy you could ask for. He’s a great friend who makes me feel special. Being the new kid at school is hard but not with someone who is as caring, courageous, and wonderful as meeks. He’s the type of man you want your daughter dating or the type of guy you want watching your cats while you go away. He is all in all a wonderful, smart, beautiful man.

friend one: “Is that Michael Ravallo?!”
friend two: “Yes, you can tell by how generous he is”

by mel00000 October 24, 2022

Michael Feek

1. Somebody who tells long and uninteresting stories.

2. A person that is boring and sour

Don’t need your life story Feek

Yo can somebody get this Michael Feek outta here?

by Caucontheloose January 14, 2019