douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle

I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice

by MerCoots April 16, 2008

douche mcgroosie

is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.

Person: What do you think of the Boss?

Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.

by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

douche fest

Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .

It's gonna be a douche fest dowtown tonight after the UFC fight.

That party was a total douche fest

by bratsrus July 6, 2010

douche donkey

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.

Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.

by nubman September 20, 2006

Douche Scale

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.

EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points

by sauce^noob January 19, 2009

Douche Ripple

An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.

"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."

"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."

by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009

Douche bag

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.

Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".

by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011