Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

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Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.

tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021

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Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

by Gugffff October 27, 2021

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Chump Billy Goat

A horrible or disrespectful driver, this name can be shouted at the unskilled driver.

Man: That guy just turned in a no turn lane
Woman: Ugh he's such a Chump Billy Goat
Man:Why you Chump Billy Goat (shouting)

by Whimsical Wizard June 7, 2024

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piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

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