Rolls-Job

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.

Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.

by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010

Job off

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Jack Job

When you feel that someone is trying to screw you over,or you feel that something is off/not right.

“Damn,man.”....”I was supposed to have today off,now I have to work.”....”This is a Jack Job.”

by jimd8498 June 29, 2019

Jilly Job

The act of when one person inserts 2 fingers down a persons throat and carresses/fondels ones uvula

Dude that bitch went bullemic after i gave her a wicked jilly job last night

by Jeff Leboitz April 29, 2011

pro job

when receiving oral sex from a person who gives oral very often or is well knowledge in the art of oral

mike: how was it?
Tim:she gives a great pro job i must say

by dubzero623 December 15, 2009

Orangutan job

When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.

Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?

by OJob Lover February 21, 2020

Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.

Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.

by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014