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Ninja Test

A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.

Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.

Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.

Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
by Groove Rider February 19, 2009
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Ninja Creamy

When you stick it in it in the ass and cum before they noticed
by Ninja TM May 14, 2023
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Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.
Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"
by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019
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The Big Ninja

Is what AIDS or HIV is referred to in a jail or prison.
Inmate A says to inmate B- " Hey watch out for that dude... he's got The Big Ninja.
by The_ Dragon February 13, 2008
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Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.
The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.
by zbishop May 19, 2010
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Ninja boot

Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.
Hey did you see that guys ninja boot?

Yeah it was a straight up ninja turtle toe
by Pgoats August 13, 2017
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Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.
Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.
by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010
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