A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.
Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.
People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"
If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"
If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
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Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Get the I won't let it happen Jordan mug.a beautiful boy with typically dark brown hair and beautiful eyes that can draw you in, beautiful long eyelashes that even sometimes you can get jealous of.., he seems like a stuck up person at first but when you get to know him and his past it all really makes up for everything and you start to see the true and real him, a beautiful boy who just needs to be held, starting to feel a nuture for him. he’s hardworking and never had to chase girls, for they chased him, a handsome smile and he’s usually always playful and fun to be around. very protective and knows what is his.
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Get the jordan mug.Jordan Frantz is the hottest man i've ever seen. I hate his girlfriend so much and want to steal him, I want to kidnap him and have him for myself, he is so sexy, I think about him all day.
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