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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR January 20, 2016
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Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country
As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
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Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
by Tbird58 November 28, 2022
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Date Style

A way to let a girl know what way you want to go out with them. There’s friend style-in which you go out as a joke, or in order to avoid third-wheeling, and there’s also date style in order to show that you’d like to be more serious with her.
Hey you wanna go to homecoming date style?

What’s date style?

Oh it’s date style, as opposed to friend style.

Yeah sure!
by baker mayfield enthusiast November 22, 2021
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Dutch Dating

Generally refers to the practice of splitting the cost of a date equally between the two people involved. This term is derived from the concept of "going Dutch," which means that each person pays for their own expenses rather than one person covering the entire cost. The idea behind Dutch dating is to promote equality and fairness, ensuring that both parties share the financial responsibilities of the date. This approach can also help alleviate any potential pressure or expectations regarding who should pay, making the dating experience more balanced and comfortable for both individuals.
"During our date, we went for Dutch dating—nothing says ‘we’re in this together’ like splitting the cost of nachos and a movie ticket!"
by Sovasa August 6, 2024
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date crasher

When a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member.
Merry's date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.
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