He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.
He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?
My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009
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"ok, dont stink it up"
45 minutes later you hear the toilet flush, then a pause, then flush again.
"whew, that was intense"
"damn dude, if your gonna take a double downer...at least wash your hands"
"ok, dont stink it up"
45 minutes later you hear the toilet flush, then a pause, then flush again.
"whew, that was intense"
"damn dude, if your gonna take a double downer...at least wash your hands"
by kustus April 16, 2010
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Guy #1: Dude i did it
Guy #2 Did what?
Guy #1: The double pounder, I was so proud I told my mum
Guy #2: Jesus Christ! I would high five you but I am disgusted and physically sick.
Guy #2 Did what?
Guy #1: The double pounder, I was so proud I told my mum
Guy #2: Jesus Christ! I would high five you but I am disgusted and physically sick.
by JiggleBelly May 16, 2010
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jeff: dude, your mom is a bitch
dave: dude my mom died last year
jeff: oh shit i'm sorry to hear that
dave: i'm just kidding she didn't die, she's in colorado.
Jeff: u dick, why would u joke about that?
dave: actually she did die and is now buried in colorado
jeff: you...pyscho
dave double loop-ed jeff by saying his mom was dead, then that she wasn't but then actually telling him that she was dead. he technically did a half lie as well in dealing with colorado
dave: dude my mom died last year
jeff: oh shit i'm sorry to hear that
dave: i'm just kidding she didn't die, she's in colorado.
Jeff: u dick, why would u joke about that?
dave: actually she did die and is now buried in colorado
jeff: you...pyscho
dave double loop-ed jeff by saying his mom was dead, then that she wasn't but then actually telling him that she was dead. he technically did a half lie as well in dealing with colorado
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