Cristy Law

Um why are you looking me up on urban dictionary? CREEP.

Cristy Law is pretty awesome. But if you're creepy enough to look her up, you should probably stay away from her.

by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013

Tard law

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

by MWJW September 28, 2008

Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Vixens Law

An internet law that is defined as when someone uses and example in an argument that is too far removed from the possibility that it would ever happen

Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law

by FiftySix July 10, 2011

Lyndi's Law

The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.

Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.

by Tenacious E June 22, 2015

Spartan's Law

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.

*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-

by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010