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I was on the bus with it

The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.
Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"
by ksteeze November 25, 2016
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Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke
That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER
by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017
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The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!
Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!
by uzifan420 November 8, 2019
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bus-chased

Bus-chased means that someone is extremely exhausted or actually failed to do something they are forced to. It can also directly describe one's mood or situation after chasing a bus.
1. Mr Ng looked bus-chased after chasing a fast bus and broke his left leg.

2. A: B, I'm forced to do the f**king Design and Technology homework. Otherwise, I will be scolded in class.

B: Please, I don't want to see you being so bus-chased even after you finish it.

3. Despite they have done everything perfect, bus-chased people often complains about everything they have been forced to do, like some domestic helpers...
by MrSniperCorn October 12, 2019
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Bus bitch

Mark working at elevate cleaning up peoples shit.
by Busbitch Elevate June 14, 2018
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Fun bus is open

your done for if you come across this as a killer
Adam: FUN BUS IS OPEN!

That one kid in the party: oh he’s done for
by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021
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Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
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