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Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner
My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?
by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017
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jesus blow

jesus blow
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.
" Man, I thought I had him in that fight, until he landed that damn jesus blow!"

"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca
by Gerald L. May 15, 2008
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Bubble blowing capacity

The moment when bubble gum reaches it full bubble blowing potential.
Meggles: "Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble, but first we have to get our gum to it's bubble blowing capacity."
by sunshineluv January 1, 2008
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Rainbow Blow Gush

The act in which a male receives oral sex from a male or female and while doing so, is eating Fruit Gushers.
The other day Matt was out of control! He got 2 Rainbow Blow Gushes in 1 hour!
by Walter Danielson May 4, 2011
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Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"
by little red thread April 13, 2009
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Blow Me Baby

To fuck off or to shut up or to be dismissed. Blow me baby is a phrase frequently used by "Joe Cool", a YouTube personality. Joe Cool creates YouTube videos where he records police activity and often gets into heated debates with the police and will not hesitate to say "blow me baby" to a police officer. In one of his videos which has gone viral, Joe Cool says "blow me baby" to a female police officer and her reaction was priceless. Joe Cool is best known for his "First Amendment" activism, where he records police activity and does not hesitate to speak his mind to the police.
Police officer: Why are you recording me? Joe Cool: Blow me baby!
by PugFace Media February 18, 2020
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Double BLow Job

A blow job where the female sucks 2 dicks at a time.
Jim: Where were you last night?
Dick: I got wasted and let a girl give me and this random dude a double blow job.
by hlhkl March 17, 2012
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