Ninja Driving

driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.

"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."

by freetogettfried March 17, 2010

JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!

JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink

by JAGERNINJA May 5, 2010

the ninja effect

when a big streamer (like ninja) goes to an unmarked area in fortnite and gets good loot so a bunch of 10 year olds go there

damn the ninja effect happened at my favorite spot

by egg thing a ma bobber May 20, 2018

Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.

Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill

by ianjker December 5, 2010

Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.

Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010

The Big Ninja

Is what AIDS or HIV is referred to in a jail or prison.

Inmate A says to inmate B- " Hey watch out for that dude... he's got The Big Ninja.

by The_ Dragon February 13, 2008

ninja looted

when some one takes way more than they need.

guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack

by b4113r March 25, 2009