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Turbo J

Pulling on a Bong, while a buddy (The J-Man) Drags on a J. Then Upon a thumbs up and removal of the hitter peice, the J-man will exhale into the stem peice of the water pipe, thus forcing your and his smoke into your lungs effortlessly.
Person 1: Its nice, we have a water pipe and a Joint in this rotation.
Person 2: Yea, we should do a Turbo J.
by Frankie Jr May 24, 2009
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Kief J

A joint rolled entirely of kief. Also known as a KJ or K-Joint.
"Yo man lets go smoke this Kief J I just rolled!"
"Ok, Im gonna get ripped as fuck of that kief!"
by boredkid420 October 7, 2011
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J-mail

Mass forwarded e-mail of a religious nature usually sent by an older relative.
My grandmother forwarded me 5 pieces of J-mail today.
by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008
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Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"
"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."
by Explosive Potato February 13, 2012
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J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon
J-killa is a fucking boss
by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014
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j hill

Id watch out for that J Hill hes a creep.
by blahhh37 March 18, 2010
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j-ho

Joshua Jay Howard (born April 28, 1980) is an American professional basketball player. At 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) and 210 lb (95 kg; 15 st), he starts at small forward for the Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. His nickname is "J-Ho".

Salary $10,890,000

Awards ACC Men's Basketball Player of the Year (2003)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (2004)
NBA All-Star (2007)
*watching a game*
c'mon j-ho u got this.. go go go go yeessss!!!
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