Big buttcrack in shit

Eat but

Coc Big buttcrack in shit

by Gyyyyyy August 2, 2022

Shit

Abbreviation of “sorry honey it’s Thursday” used for a dumb joke

Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday

by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021

Shit

A beautiful homeless guy that sounds like kermet the frog

Ur a piece of shit

by Aisisivyvbys w wowodc May 22, 2018

Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.

"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"

by Baba Jesus May 7, 2018

shit-tun-of-chick-un

A word used predominately in the southern-part of the Continental United States, when one defecates for an extended period of time after visiting Golden Corral on a bright, joyous Sunday afternoon and consuming a copious amount of poultry.

"Brother-man has a shit-tun-of-chick-un from all that delicious baked chicken breasts!"

by KamIAm May 29, 2018