Dick

It defines who I am.🤔

Hey dick, can I suck on your dick?

by Moommy May 14, 2019

dick

A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.

It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.

by yoey barns September 3, 2019

Bottom Dick

Those times where you take a weirdly sized shit that so happens to look like a huge dick and you look down at and think. A dick that big could’ve been in me

I took such a bottom dick I had to send a pic to the homies

by Gay Migi December 1, 2019

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Singing Dick

Person 1: It’s a singing dick!!!

Person 2: Dicks can’t sing, you ass croissant.

Person 1: Yes they can! Look!

Person 2: Holy shit????

OH MY GODS A SINGING DICK

by Thepenisbehindtheslaughter April 16, 2024

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

your dick

is small

wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch

by breacher69 May 15, 2022