metro day

someone’s birthday

mk: happy metro day homie

ry: ayo ty bro

by juuldaddy420 October 22, 2020

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass

Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn

by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022

National grab ass day

August 27 don’t get offended

Yo tomorrow is national grab ass day ima try to find mikayla

by Dawg20 August 26, 2019

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

Day off

Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.

I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?

by Stuffegg June 26, 2021

national baby daddy day

the national day to celebrate your baby daddy

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy

by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022