The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.
I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.
by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025
Get the Dirty Rusty 2.0 mug.When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
by Asperger John July 3, 2020
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by Da Nematode July 23, 2018
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Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin
by The real manny April 8, 2019
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Get the Dirty hameed mug.Gandalf took Galadriel by the hand, led her to the falls or Rauros and gave her dirty Mpoko with a banana he had found in his sack. Frodo was unsure exactly when Gandalf had acquired this banana but he suspected it came from sam sue to the unnatural scent of anus emminating from the suspicious fruit
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