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Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
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It is considered a delicacy in India and the Eastern part of America.
It is said to have healing properties such as upon comsuming it you will instanly vomit out your innards and your mouth will rot only to be healed in an even better state than before, it is also used as an add on for salads.
It is considered a delicacy in India and the Eastern part of America.
It is said to have healing properties such as upon comsuming it you will instanly vomit out your innards and your mouth will rot only to be healed in an even better state than before, it is also used as an add on for salads.
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Person 2 Brat porastni ti debelo,nedorodeno kopele nadqvam se semejstvoto ti da umre v kofata ot koqto sa izlezli, syshto shte porque zlatnata ti ribka.
Person 2 Brat porastni ti debelo,nedorodeno kopele nadqvam se semejstvoto ti da umre v kofata ot koqto sa izlezli, syshto shte porque zlatnata ti ribka.
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