phsycological dick

Similar to whisky dick, psychological dick is when a man is unable to get erect due to them having something specific on their mind.

"Man I was planning on jerking off then going taking a nap after but shit went down and I had some mad phsycological dick"

by Poonslayur April 21, 2018

thug dick

The genitalia belonging to a "thug" of the male variety. Often 8 inches or more.

"I got this thug dick cuh *starts swinging*."

by thugshaker9000 July 14, 2023

Dick

Synonym for boys brains.

You're thinking with your dick instead of your brain!

by Benedikteherself November 29, 2015

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Stavros gag on this dick

He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt

Its stavros gag on this dick ):

by thebiggestblackman February 8, 2022

Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

Dick Beeninits

Slang term for a female that loves the penis.

Yo, you see that hot ass bitch over there? Stay away man, she got a case of the dick beeninits

by Fishyfingerlicker May 15, 2018