bouncin on my toes

Trying to keep your balance while jacking off, using the tips of your toes as support.

Soulja Boy- "I'm bouncin on my toes"

by Just guessin December 1, 2007

Tijuana Toe Tap

The TJ toe tap is a form of Mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed Habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. He has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating "I'll blow your fucking brains out if you release one ounce of shit on my floor!!!" The kicker to this torture is the actual "toe tap". They now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners asshole lightly with his sweaty-ass big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the MASSIVE SPICY SHIT he really needs to blast out!

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked Escobars daughter!!...now he has his goons out to give me the Tijuana Toe Tap!!!!!
Fuck me!

by tRIP sEVN October 18, 2008

Camel Toe Punch

This is basically the act of forming your index and middle finger in a hook like motion resembleing a camel toe. Then you forcefully drive your knuckles into a un-willing victom.. pinch your fingers together and twist the skin.

Amanda- "you better watch yourself"
John- "or what?"
Amanda- "'l'll Camel Toe Punch the shit out of you"

by amandasue0186 May 30, 2010

Canadian Camel Toe

Smelly dank Camel Toe located around the vaginal area of a northern Canadian French women

Hey Rob remember last night when you were succking on that girls Canadian camel toe, I could smell it from a mile away.

by Isaac Man November 30, 2011

big toe treatment

to insert ones toe into into nother persons anus, for fun and watch as the lie in pain.

"Shut it or a will give u the big toe treatment".

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010

hidden toe movement

a secret game in which you alternate lifting your toes up and down when you pass street lights and signs and even just poles

When i drove on the freeway i lifted my toes everytime we passed a streetlamp and no one knew.

by kaykizzle November 29, 2003