collapsecated cake

A collapsecated cake is a cake made by auntie that fails to rise properly. It collapses. But it still taste good, with or without ice cream.

Collapsecated cake

by Carolina girl50 August 5, 2017

coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

yam cake

A dish made from yam and flour, usually topped with fried shallots and chopped spring onions, served either steamed or pan-fried.

A yam cake showcases the quality of a yam.

The to-die-for yam cake consists of large chunks of deep-fried yam, crunchy peanuts, dried shrimps, garnished with fried shallots and chopped spring onions.

by twentyoneshadows June 25, 2016

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

Cakes and shit

A tough situation.

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.

by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023

nutt cake

A cake in which the frosting is cum and only cum, and someone has to down the entire cake in one sitting.

"My friend John had to eat a nutt cake"

by BigOunceProffesionalStreetNi🅱 October 16, 2017

gape cake

Gape cake is the art of getting fisted in the anal cavity in but in the pile driver position, extremely rough and usually unpleasant for one of the two people.

I'm so sore from the 10 Gape cakes John gave me last night

by Fehel maballs March 23, 2017