ninja looted

when some one takes way more than they need.

guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack

by b4113r March 25, 2009

Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.

Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill

by ianjker December 5, 2010

Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Bunny Ninja

A bunny with rabies and who thinks she is the most violent ninja in the universe. To attack, she will leap into the air, much like a frog, and karate chop you.

Jenna: AHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!
Abhi: Don't scream, it's just the Bunny Ninja. oh wait...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by COWWIEWISDOM March 16, 2013

Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

by Attiria March 14, 2011

stink ninja

A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.

Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.

by Micro67 May 15, 2010

el ninja

pronounced "el neeeeeeeeennnjaaaaaaaaaaah!",
it describes a member of elite cult of hyperactive persian criminal masterminds based in Houston Texas.

Ninjas couldn't storm the house because of poison gas, but an el ninja tore the fucking place apart!

by clark-nova November 4, 2008