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Chalk Hands

A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.
That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah
by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022
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hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.
"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"
by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014
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muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?
Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands
by muffinhands December 16, 2021
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pp hands

When your hands taste like pp

The gif is is a guy who dont have pp hands
Man: *licks hands
Man: EW MY HANDS TASTE LIKE DICK
Pp hands
by Syphex1 September 13, 2020
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dinosaur hands

A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex
"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."
by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016
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Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.
Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!
by lliiilllging December 6, 2017
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Heavy Hands

Adjective used to describe someone who punches very hard.
Also adjective used to describe someone who mastubates a penis way too hard.
Def. 1 "That nigga knocked Lee Roy da fuck out!" "Dam nigga dat fool gots some Heavy Hands!"

Def.2 " Dude my dick be bumpin!" "That Dikeeshi Hoes got some Heavy Hands"
by Dude Alert June 3, 2006
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