ass guacamole sandwich

A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.

that ass guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.

by assguacy February 11, 2010

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Orlando Nutella Sandwich

it's when a a guy shits as he cums

he shit himself when he cummed I call that an Orlando Nutella Sandwich!

by ihatebts December 31, 2019

smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Mud-slide sandwich

when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.

Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

sandwich high school

A bunch of rich white kids that juul are loud most of them are mostly blonde and dumb as fuck with thicc girls that always have duncan and the teachers don't know what they are talking about and the food tastes like shit and the school is poor af

guy1: where do you go
guy2: sandwich high school
guy1: sorry i don't speak to dumb asses

by championo February 10, 2020

cuck meat sandwich

From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.

Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich

by cuckmeatsandwich February 21, 2019