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poop mousse

chocolate mousse swirled into a bowl coming out looking like poop
I tried to be fancy and squeeze the mousse from a ziploc, but it just became poop mousse.
Nel: Watch out for the dog doo
Ecid: Thanks. Hey, that reminds me of the poop mousse we had at Ard's place last night.
by ardnad December 9, 2008
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Avoidance poop

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
by Okee Doke December 30, 2015
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poop kid

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011
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poop slatt

do not say this
by boglequan November 25, 2020
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poop purgatory

The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.
Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!
by tammykitt November 7, 2011
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poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.
Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.
by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011
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penthouse poop

Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!
by Sweet Dee73 April 25, 2010
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