Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

Bean-Cheese

Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.

EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese

by ToastedGooch February 5, 2020

Bean Sniffer

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyone’s beans

Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high

by Bean Licker October 11, 2019

Make Beans

A code phrase meaning to make love or have sex.

Used by people who do not engage in dirty talk.

Would you like to make beans with me?

by Sodnods June 29, 2020

You are a Bean

A cute animal

Scout, you are a bean, a sweet bean.

by Foxhole24 September 3, 2022

Instaless Bean

Needs to grow up

Instaless bean’s dinners slap, but she needs to grow up

by Instalessbean March 26, 2021

Bean Wrap

Not a thing. A bean wrap is a burrito.

After the brain damage, he thought that beans, cheese, rice and salsa wrapped in a tortilla and warmed up was a bean wrap.

by Burrito Cultural Society August 11, 2022