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Tom James

1. A company that makes suits, with an amusing picture of a man on the front page of the website.

2. A general term used in Middle England, particularly Northamptonshire, for any selfish, immature and sometimes arrogant twat OF THE SAME SOCIAL STANDING as the user.
1. "I recently went dayn tayn to brayn traysers fer a thaysand paynd."
"well i purchased mine from Tom James co. Suitmakers"
"....oh"

2. "wow he was just gouing out with her for the sex!"
"hes a bit of a tommy eh"
"yup, a right tom james"
"shes not even that attractive...."
by D4rTsra8 |!\/3 May 10, 2005
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James King

James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.
i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!

Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!

ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.

Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
by Bertington November 23, 2010
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James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.
Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!
by Ur Mom October 26, 2004
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james blunt

Someone whose fame is mysterious. Everyone knows he can't sing so no one knows how he became famous.
Anyone who likes James Blunt should be put into a psych ward.
by lurannn March 2, 2008
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LeBron James

The BEST basketball player in the NBA right now. Being only 21, King James has extreme talent. Definetly better then Kobe Bryant, Dwayne Wade, or Steve Nash. This kid is gonna be the next Michael Jordan!
LeBron James did a 360-dunk right over Dwayne Wade's punk ass.
by GTH June 20, 2006
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rick james

What did the five fingers say to the face?
What?
SLAP
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
by internuggler February 20, 2004
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Kevin james

Kevin james is better than phil swift. We will all bow down to kevin james. Kevin kames will defeat phil swift. Kevin james =GOD
by Daddyfinger October 18, 2018
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