the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
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Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
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Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
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Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
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Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
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