Nasty Apple

The act of using green apple splatters as lubricant during sexual intercourse while the female is on her period, then the giver has to lick it all up and then make out with the receiver.

Note: This can only be done with a midget.

Dude, Josh totally gave that midget a Nasty Apple last night!

by TAhoe JUnction January 12, 2012

Sweet Apple

A shaved vagina

Her skirt flew up and revealed her sweet apple to the neighborhood.

by Frank Costanza August 18, 2011

Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

shine your apple

To Masturbate, or have oral sex

1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple

by BlackniteZ April 5, 2007

African Apple Bob

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.

Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!

by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008

Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

by its426 October 22, 2003

green apple splatters

the runs

Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)

by Anonymous June 11, 2006