The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

urban dictionary

The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.

I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.

by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009

urban immorality

When a definition on Urban Dictionary discusses conquering women as if they were objects or shrugs off sex as not having any deeper meaning.

Women were designed to become objects for us men. Due to the inclusion of the previous sentence, this definition is a perfect example of urban immorality.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website where 99% of the definitions are either racist or sexual
-Concerned Youth

J: I wonder what redneck means let me look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Crazy, homeless white person. Like to shoot birds

by Whitetrash666 November 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The Website you're on right now :D

You are reading this example on Urban Dictionary.com

by GrandRapids Finnest July 29, 2011

Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.

I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.

by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010

urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015