Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

by Comic shane July 27, 2019

Rule 8X

All 8th graders (girls and guys alike) are Whores This Means if you want to get laid talk to an 8th grader at max it will cost you $5 and maybe you getting an STD or 2 or 3. But unfortunately they are jailbait and therefore are bad. Can Also Be Used to describe a whore. Or speak of a whore without said whore knowing.

Boy 1: Dude why you got a condom in your wallet you 2 have only been together 2 days
Boy 2: Rule 8X
Boy 1: ohh yeah thats right shes an 8th grader

by Yelnats Yllib November 30, 2011

road rules

soft-soft-core porn for high school kids disguised as a scavenger hunt-cum-teen drama. brought to you by the fags at that network that used to play videos last century.

Dude, I was watching Road Rules and Steve snuck off into the bushes with Lolanda and made her give him a rimjob!

by Chauncy Percival July 24, 2003

the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.

Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.

by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011

Mob rule

People sometimes use mob rule to get things done they wouldn't otherwise get done (to try and get a title they didn't win a few years ago for example). They would rather try and take a title with mob rule than acknowledge they got beat by a team from a town out in the middle of nowhere.

The point of having more than 2 teams in every sport is for any team from any town that has one (no matter how small the market) has a chance to get to the big game and get a title, just like the rest of the teams. Mob rule fucks it up by favoring the cities with the most people and letting the rest of the country know their teams can't have any titles.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020

0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule

by Schlongdong123 September 4, 2020

the r rule

adding r to a swear word so that it is socialy acceptable to say in front of the elderly or small children

fruck the r rule brichs

by th3 metal November 4, 2008