Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019

michael sinasac

Canada’s finest lad.

He‘s instagram famous ( almost at 10k ) and a member of the infamous and most iconic gang: the CHG.

He is known for his indescribably great personality, his ethereal beauty and for constantly making us faint.

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Michael was born on The 28th june in 2003, which makes him a cancer sun.
His moon and rising signs are unknown.

He owns two dogs and currently lives in Canada.

„Michael sinasac makes my heart go:

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by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 7, 2019

Michael Jackson

Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.

Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.

by DragonJeff09 May 29, 2018

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Fat Michael

he's fat

fat michael is very fat.

by underratedotter June 12, 2018

Michael Annett

Michael Annett drives the No. 1 Chevy in the NASCAR Xfinity Series. He is the most awesome guy you'll ever find. Has a win at Daytona in Xfinity. @Annettfan46_5_1 on Twitter is his biggest fan, the goat even said so himself.

Michael Annett won the 2019 Daytona Xfinity race

by NASCAR101 July 3, 2021

Logan Michael

A short white faggot, that likes to give his dog the Alaskan pipeline and the Alaskan snow dragon.

Logan Michael is short.

by Small cock leader September 3, 2020