Jarrod (Guy)

Jarrod (guy) has lots of Gay Sex

Guy 1: Is that Jarrod (guy)?

Guy 2: Yes, he has lots of Gay Sex

by Aqwaguy September 5, 2023

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guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.

She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.

by QuacksO January 24, 2015

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vogue guy

A super attractive guy who acts like a model. His presence is always noted, especially by the girls and gays.

"Vogue guy just walked in, look"

by theskylookspink November 18, 2019

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Person who likes to talk highly of themselves. Often under-worked and over-paid. Has a tendency to stand around and talk on the phone for no apparent reason. First ones out the door at the end of the day.

Mike is a parts guy

by mn01 June 1, 2016

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brain guy

From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.

Pearl Forrester: Brain Guy, get over here and save my bacon again!

by Tuba Jesus December 9, 2018

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Rolodex of guys

The girl with an endless list of guys. This girl doesn’t shut up about all the guys she talks to. She’s always flipping the rolodex to the next.

Kelly: So what’s the plan for tonight girl?

Emma: Let’s talk to the guys on my snap and chill with them ;)

Kelly: Ugh, you always have a rolodex of guys. You’re a whore.

by mvhandle June 4, 2023

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