Elbow Job

The act of an individual pleasuring ones penis in the crook of their elbow, requiring a flapping motion not dissimilar to the chicken dance.

Amelia gave me the most mind blowing elbow job last night, it had me clucking for a fucking in seconds

by sillyoldwasp April 14, 2018

tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

by Heypolly April 13, 2015

loop job

Someone not playing with a full deck.mostly a psycho wife or girlfriend far removed from reality.

That girl is such a loop job that she thinks she can get pregnant from a blowjob

by Leek1211 June 26, 2014

sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

Mic Job

After a concert you take a man's dick and use it as microphone.

"Dude! You won't believe it! Tiffany gave me a Mic job after that Maroon 5 concert."

by Ettezoj February 25, 2019

clop job

The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.

I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job

by furry420 March 6, 2017

notch job

Someone addicted to Minecraft porn

Just about every 12 year old nowadays are notch jobs

by ClamJammer911 February 13, 2017