staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.

Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.

by quesadildo May 4, 2022

Staten Island Snapper

The of placing one finger in a females vagina and the thumb into the anus and the attempting to snap your fingers.

Hey Joey last night I gave Jeanna the Staten Island Snapper.

by Ostrich44 April 9, 2017

Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.

Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.

by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024

Big Island Pot Pie

aka "Leftover Pork Pie" is the smell of nut residue in your foreskin the day after beating your meat.

Clean your dick nigga. I can smell that Big Island Pot Pie from across the room.

Damn bro, is that Big Island Pot Pie?

by Zabregah August 9, 2025

Island Vacation

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)

"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"

by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012

Battle For Dream Island

some show that made a whole community because of kids having fun or stuff, also it sounds like a fever dream when you describe the whole show

so the leaf got mad and stole the island from the fire and then when all the objects realised... thats all for today i'll tell you more about Battle For Dream Island. what was even that are you okay?

by howdoitype October 3, 2023

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024