john's sister

A female known as being extremely attractive

Damn is that john's sister? She be looking fine...

by LeekArie February 16, 2020

John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

by LICN2020 April 28, 2022

john lazo

John lazo is a very cute guy and likes many girls .he a shy person when he meet new people and he funny and sometime he take stuff very serious his best friend is Nicole Perla Matthew Bianca and Daniel they seem really good friends but john seem he dated many field

John parents are very strict

John lazo

by _lol_413 July 1, 2017

John-Chan

An abomination of science. Should have never existed, has no rights.

John-Chan creeps me out...

by owofek October 13, 2020

spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

John D'Amico

The man amoungst boy

John is a john D'amico

by Fluby November 21, 2009