ninja looted

when some one takes way more than they need.

guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack

by b4113r March 25, 2009

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Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

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el ninja

pronounced "el neeeeeeeeennnjaaaaaaaaaaah!",
it describes a member of elite cult of hyperactive persian criminal masterminds based in Houston Texas.

Ninjas couldn't storm the house because of poison gas, but an el ninja tore the fucking place apart!

by clark-nova November 4, 2008

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stink ninja

A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.

Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.

by Micro67 May 15, 2010

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Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

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Bunny Ninja

A bunny with rabies and who thinks she is the most violent ninja in the universe. To attack, she will leap into the air, much like a frog, and karate chop you.

Jenna: AHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!
Abhi: Don't scream, it's just the Bunny Ninja. oh wait...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by COWWIEWISDOM March 16, 2013

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